imaginethebutts:

advice on how to make friends

• be funky fresh

(via nighthooker)

tsubomicode:

i’m 600% done 

my sister just came home and i asked her why she was an hour late since today was orientation and she goes, “i had detention” and i’m like how the fuck do you get detention on orientation day and she says, “when i walked into my homeroom my teacher asked all of us why we came to this school and i told her i came to fuck bitches”

(Source: korumi, via averagewhiteteen)

bestlols:

Responsibility

Picking a career

Thinking about the future

(Source: illkim)

lolistriders:

*walks onto a crime scene*

swiggity swag who’s in the bag

(via charmandaa)