my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds

(via sadblogger)

"Notice the people who are happy for your happiness, and sad for your sadness. They’re the ones who deserve special places in your heart."

"Certain kinds of knowledge rob people of their sleep."

Haruki Murakami, 1Q84 (387)

(Source: uchinaguchi, via pr0psandmayhem)


[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

(via orgasm)